THE CALL GIRLS DIARIES

... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus along with the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by acquiring Elagabalus inquiring his medical professionals to offer him the equivalent of a girl's vagina by m